Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Uncle Pet vs. Uncle Petra

Joke of the year! Watch Uncle Pet as his attempt on putting virtue unto his nephew is in fact jeopardising the sodomy case. He should've just shut up and not get carried away with emotions, particularly on the issue of Raja Petra's latest shocking revelation regarding Saiful's medical check up at PUSRAWI.

This dude is stumped!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Carburetor Dung Revisited

My tribute to the recently lambasted carburetor dung, hehe. This song reminds me of those underground alternative music days. Still nice to hear, but I still think the original vocalist kinda sucked though.

Here goes, the 'Boo Hoo Clapping Song':

Friday, July 4, 2008

P.I. Bala retracts!

Less than 24 hrs of the mentioned SD on my last post, PI Bala retracted his SD on Najib's relationship to Altantuya.

Here's the latest news on the newly reincarnated MT : http://202.75.62.194/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=9517&Itemid=84

Hell yeah, this is getting better and better! Forget Wall-e, Hancock, Batman, this is good stuff right here!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

US$500k Sex Scandal!

Read all about it here: http://malaysiakini.com/news/85497

If you prefer to watch, well here's the youtube video of Anwar's press conference regarding P Balasubramaniam Statutory Declaration on Najib-Altantuya:



You be the judge!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Liwat Lawat Lewat ....Meluwat


Lagi lagi liwat, liwat liwat liwat liwat. Kalu aku ada anak kecik dia tanya aku apa benda liwat aku pon tatau nak cakap apa dah. Liwat ni bukan senang nak describe apatah lagi budak kecik yang tak paham mcm mana proses mak dan bapak dia hasilkan dia dulu.

Meluat, meluat dan meluap! Dah takde idea lain ke? Pakai kot tailor made, italian cut, cufflink diamond 2-3 ribu pon hanya boleh 'come out' dgn idea liwat? Aii, takkan nak pakai idea madey jugak? Madey dah di 'outcast' tapi idea dia pakai jugak?

Orang lain daripada buta tuli, dungu, IQ bawah 50 pon dah semak la dengar kes macam ni. Kat hollywood pon banyak citer politikal al-politikus macam WAG THE DOG, SYRIANA, etc tapi tak pernah plak pakai premis LIWAT sebagai agenda konspirasi. Kalaulah JFK di'toppled' dulu dgn idea liwat ni 'sure' legasi dia takkan berbadi macam anak dia terhempas kape terobang, abis power pon anak dia nama John ke tak silap jadi politician gay merangkap pedophile pastu kena tangkap dgn polis Cambodia masa tgh oral seks budak lelaki 5 tahun yang isap gam kat Riverfront, Phnom Penh.

Meluat sampai melalut. Apa kes budak 23 tahun ni nama Pedang tinggi 6 kaki bleh jadi sixth man dlm pasukan basketball mesia takleh lawan Pakcik Anwar umur warga emas? Kalu nak sedapkan sikit 'allegation' tu pon, rekalah dgn logik sikit. Boleh reka, si pedang ni cuba melawan apabila pakcik anwar cuba meraba telur pedang sambil meramas dgn rakus, tapi dapat dilawan oleh si pedang. Ini ko nak tuduh ko dah main pastu ko nak report. Samada ko pon gay ataupon ko ni terencat. Takpun cakap la minuman air sirap sudah di 'spiked oleh pakcik Anwar. Barulah REAL sikit. Ni aleh2 kena LIWATTTTTTT kat kondo. Kondo separuh siap mana tatau.

Aku pon pening la politik mesia ni. Idea mcm telenovela, soap opera dan drama spektra.

Nanti kalu masuk mahkamah boleh sapina celebrity gay mcm chef wan ke azwan ke jadi saksi professional utk beri keterangan berhubung ciri2 gay/bi. Suh depa terangkan dengan jelas mcm mana ciri2 gay, ada tak kat pakcik anwar? In mesia suma boleh, mesia boleh.

Last thing, PEOPLE ARE FUCKING TIRED OF THESE STUPID GAMES, WHETHER YOUR THE FASCIST GOVERNMENT OR THE LEFTIST BECAUSE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY NEEDS BETTER LIFESTYLE AND HOSPITALITY AND GOOD PRACTICE OF GOVERNANCE. FUCK ALL Y'ALL!