Uncle Pet vs. Uncle Petra

Joke of the year! Watch Uncle Pet as his attempt on putting virtue unto his nephew is in fact jeopardising the sodomy case. He should've just shut up and not get carried away with emotions, particularly on the issue of Raja Petra's latest shocking revelation regarding Saiful's medical check up at PUSRAWI.

This dude is stumped!

Carburetor Dung Revisited

My tribute to the recently lambasted carburetor dung, hehe. This song reminds me of those underground alternative music days. Still nice to hear, but I still think the original vocalist kinda sucked though.

Here goes, the 'Boo Hoo Clapping Song':

P.I. Bala retracts!

Less than 24 hrs of the mentioned SD on my last post, PI Bala retracted his SD on Najib's relationship to Altantuya.

Here's the latest news on the newly reincarnated MT : http://202.75.62.194/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=9517&Itemid=84

Hell yeah, this is getting better and better! Forget Wall-e, Hancock, Batman, this is good stuff right here!

US$500k Sex Scandal!

Read all about it here: http://malaysiakini.com/news/85497

If you prefer to watch, well here's the youtube video of Anwar's press conference regarding P Balasubramaniam Statutory Declaration on Najib-Altantuya:



You be the judge!

Liwat Lawat Lewat ....Meluwat

Lagi lagi liwat, liwat liwat liwat liwat. Kalu aku ada anak kecik dia tanya aku apa benda liwat aku pon tatau nak cakap apa dah. Liwat ni bukan senang nak describe apatah lagi budak kecik yang tak paham mcm mana proses mak dan bapak dia hasilkan dia dulu.

Meluat, meluat dan meluap! Dah takde idea lain ke? Pakai kot tailor made, italian cut, cufflink diamond 2-3 ribu pon hanya boleh 'come out' dgn idea liwat? Aii, takkan nak pakai idea madey jugak? Madey dah di 'outcast' tapi idea dia pakai jugak?

Orang lain daripada buta tuli, dungu, IQ bawah 50 pon dah semak la dengar kes macam ni. Kat hollywood pon banyak citer politikal al-politikus macam WAG THE DOG, SYRIANA, etc tapi tak pernah plak pakai premis LIWAT sebagai agenda konspirasi. Kalaulah JFK di'toppled' dulu dgn idea liwat ni 'sure' legasi dia takkan berbadi macam anak dia terhempas kape terobang, abis power pon anak dia nama John ke tak silap jadi politician gay merangkap pedophile pastu kena tangkap dgn polis Cambodia masa tgh oral seks budak lelaki 5 tahun yang isap gam kat Riverfront, Phnom Penh.

Meluat sampai melalut. Apa kes budak 23 tahun ni nama Pedang tinggi 6 kaki bleh jadi sixth man dlm pasukan basketball mesia takleh lawan Pakcik Anwar umur warga emas? Kalu nak sedapkan sikit 'allegation' tu pon, rekalah dgn logik sikit. Boleh reka, si pedang ni cuba melawan apabila pakcik anwar cuba meraba telur pedang sambil meramas dgn rakus, tapi dapat dilawan oleh si pedang. Ini ko nak tuduh ko dah main pastu ko nak report. Samada ko pon gay ataupon ko ni terencat. Takpun cakap la minuman air sirap sudah di 'spiked oleh pakcik Anwar. Barulah REAL sikit. Ni aleh2 kena LIWATTTTTTT kat kondo. Kondo separuh siap mana tatau.

Aku pon pening la politik mesia ni. Idea mcm telenovela, soap opera dan drama spektra.

Nanti kalu masuk mahkamah boleh sapina celebrity gay mcm chef wan ke azwan ke jadi saksi professional utk beri keterangan berhubung ciri2 gay/bi. Suh depa terangkan dengan jelas mcm mana ciri2 gay, ada tak kat pakcik anwar? In mesia suma boleh, mesia boleh.

Last thing, PEOPLE ARE FUCKING TIRED OF THESE STUPID GAMES, WHETHER YOUR THE FASCIST GOVERNMENT OR THE LEFTIST BECAUSE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY NEEDS BETTER LIFESTYLE AND HOSPITALITY AND GOOD PRACTICE OF GOVERNANCE. FUCK ALL Y'ALL!

EURO Blunder!

What happened?! All of the previous prediction can be regarded as major CRAP! None of them were correct. First of all, my team, Portugal been shown the exit by the always 'predicted champions', Germany. There's a saying in the world of football, 'Never write-off the Germans' and that platitude statement is again, correct! No wonder they make the best car in the world and that includes the 'unbreakable VW beetle'.

Ok, let's diagnose what was the being denied here. Portugal, although overwhelmed in the first half, they managed to fight back in the second. Now, in the first half, Nuno Gomes was denied a penalty when he got held back back a German defender(forgot his name). The ref should have again ruled out goal no 3 because it was clear that Ballack shoved Paulo Ferreira and although it was a minimal shove, it is technically a foul, ergo Ballack got an advantage to score what was again, a blunder from the defence and Ricardo. It was two-fold. The defence failed to curb the second set piece and Ricardo was flat footed, on the Portugal side. The ref however should've disallowed that 3rd goal. Bear in mind that this is the same ref who allowed Van Nistelrooy's offside first goal against Italy.

Maybe it's always true that the superior teams always have the upper hand advantage. I recall few years back when there was a controversy in the Serie A whereby teams like Juventus and AC Milan were given extensive extra period whevener they are down and can simply get advantage over any slight foul and that includes easily getting a penalty. I guess it's a psychological effect. They higher ranked teams always get the benefit of the doubt. ARghhh!

Anyways, I'm glad Holland is out because they played like Russia in the opening group match whilst Russia played like Holland in the group match. And I'm also glad that turkey is in the Semi as well. I must say that Guus Hiddink is THE GREATEST NATIONAL COACH. Remember Korea? Now it's Russia. I wonder could Malaysia afford him? Maybe if FAM were to appoint him as the FAM President, even that couldn't brush up our national team. Malaysia=crap.

Oh well, I'm going to see Italy-Spain now and i don't dare to predict because that gypsy woman was really crappy!

Euro 2008 Browser

According to a Portuguese gypsy woman, Portugal will meet Germany in the quarter final and go on to win 3-1. Then, at the semi final stage, Portugal is going to beat Croatia 2-1. Now the final match is a tricky one, either Spain or the Netherlands is going to make it.

The Gypsy woman also mentioned that Netherland has a slightly better chance of making it to the final but still, Portugal with Ronaldo, Deco, Nuno Gomes and Pepe will emerge as the victors, hence, redeeming Portugal defeat in the last Euro. Italy can wave bye bye from the group stage because according to this Gypsy woman as she whispers to my ears (because this was taboo), the wrath of Zidane hasn't subside and it's a 7 generation curse to Italian football.

The French by the way, since the departure of Zidane, has been playing a very confusing game, sometimes they play like an African team, sometimes as French. For all I care, Portugal has been playing an entertaining football ala Brasilian and I'm so impressed with the short pass play. Pepe reminds me of my favourite defender, Matthias Sammer but he has to sometimes play it low especially against Germany. From yesterday's match against the generic and boring Czech, there were some gripping moments during the last moments of the match from the complacency of the backline. Pepe must tone it down like the way he plays in La Liga and must concentrate on being only a stopper.

Anyhow, whatever the result is, I think Portugal is the most entertaining team in the Euro so far and they deserve to emerge as victors. FORCA PORTUGAL!

p/s: How I wish Pepe would join Man U next season! It will be a blast to have a such an unorthodox centreback!!!(dream on!)